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Good morning my sweet and fantastic bunnies! I can only imagine how thrilled with excitement you must be from the title of this one. Bursting with excitement and cum is to be expected. Not all that long ago, we talked about various super hero powers. As things have changed, apparently so have my desires on what type of trait that ī would want. Now, this one may not exist, or may be it does and it just has not yet gotten around to the masses, but , drum roll, I want to be able to make my self have an orgasm, instantly. Is that even a thing? It most assuredly should be. I just was thinking how unbelievably useful such a super power would be. Standing in line at the grocery store, and they have to call for a manager. No worries, no rush, take your time. I will be busying myself with an orgasm. Stuck in five o clock traffic? No problem. I will turn my music up, and give my self an orgasm. I could go on and on, but I hope you have been able to see just how useful and super cool this super power would be. Invisibility and flying, meh, I'm straight. Dont mind me, I will be cumming.

Good evening my sweet and lovely bunnies. First off, I just have to say what an absolute amazing year this has been!! I have learned more about fucking in this past year, than all in my dirty thirty one years. But back to the topic at hand... I have been on something of a television kick lately, so as not to disappoint... Who watched the new Parks and Rec, last night??? First off, confusing. As a lifer of this show, NBC always aired it on Thursday, but hey, I can adjust. Secondly, and most importantly, am I the only one that felt a slight twinge of eh, not as hilarious as I once remembered? Shockingly, this does happen. For what ever the reason may be, I remember it being super fantastic, and then, I repeat said initial fantastic activity, and eh, not as fantastic. But, no, this is different!! I absolutely loved that they incorporated almost every old character, except for John Ralfio!! He is my favorite!! I loved how they made Jam and Tammy get together, Jammy!! But Ron Swanson, again, is just a boss. That is a hell of a man. I would so duck Ron Swanson and then take him to eat 80lbs of eggs and bacon. I will eagerly await next weeks episode to see how this shall turn out!!

Good evening my sexy bunnies!! So, as keeping with the latest blog, from yours truly, I thought I would keep it going with just a smidge of some television chit chat. I guess the show has been out and around for a couple of seasons, but I am just getting around to checking it out. Who all has seen Shameless?? I can not even begin to tell you how much I love it. The only thing I am bummed over is that I can not seem to get past season one, episode eight I think. Damn the internet connection! But, talk about so far, so super fantastic great! For those of you who have yet to see it, the plot goes as such.. alcoholic father with six off spring. May sound vaguely cheesy, but I promise you on my holy and beautiful tits, it is excellent. First off, it is jammed packed with fucking! Seriously, sex scenes seem to be swiftly followed by another sex scene. And, as you know, my second favorite past time, after sex, is laughing. And Shameless is hilarious! The main actor, the dad, is spot on. But seriously, the oldest off spring, is absolutely gorgeous and sexy,... and she fucks a lot. Let's just surmise to say she is working on being Charlie's new flame of the month!!

Well, well, well. Good evening my sweets!! So I started to watch Celebrity Apprentice this season. I was not as enthused about it, initially, but as I have watched, and again tonight, I may have to admit I am getting a little bit more invested. So, I can not wait to hear who else has been watching? Personally, I fond Kate, a little bit more than difficult to relate to. She always gives a giant preamble to any thing that she says, and she still manages to sound like she is reprimanding, all at the same time. Bravo, Kate. I am impressed. Next, there is no possible way that I just now find out what a bad ass Geraldo is. I would never begin to compare him to the likes of, shall we use for reference, Chuck Norris, but seriously. Geraldo is one bad ass who has got to prove to the world that he is a beast. Well, again, well played Geraldo. I bet he is a rough fuck too.. I always admire that in a man. And then, there is Liza, I think I have a loosely built woman crush on her. And, to seal the deal, I want to duck Donald Trump, and also, Geraldo. Yes, the two tyrants at once!!

Good evening my sweet and naughty bunnies!! What a horny and crazy and fun and silly and happy Sunday Funday it was today! As I sit here now, I am trying to honestly remember how many times I got off today?? Was it four, or five, oh wait no, six?!? I am such a horny slut some times. So, as per the usual, I have and want to keep you updated on matters pertaining to my sweet and perfect, juicy pussy. But even more importantly, you absolutely must stay informed on all issues that deal with me squirting! So, as of today, there has been a new discovery! *insert drum roll for maximum effect* Ladies and Gentleman, yours truly, sweet little Charlie was able to squirt in record time today! I typically had to finger slam my cunt or jam my dildo in me for a bare minimum of fifteen minutes to achieve a geyser like squirt. Today.... eleven small, quick minutes!! I felt like I had won the lotto! Squirting in quicker amounts of time, teleporting, buffets, all really super cool and amazing topics that I just love to share with you all. So, be sure to keep your eyes peeled. I may squirt, in record time!!

Good morning, my sweet bunnies! So, believe it or not, we have yet another new addition to the House of Sin and Love.. a new beautiful glass dildo! It was a Christmas present from my biggest fan! It is called the Icicle!! And, most importantly, it is pink! Yay, Charlie's two favorite things, pink and dildos! I was so excited to try it out, and I wanted to tell you about it! Needless to say, as soon as I got my new sex toy out of the box, straight I went to the bed to try it out. I gently sucked on the tip of it, the cold glass head in my mouth. I gently went to rub my pussy, just getting it ready to slide the pink, glass icicle in side of me. My pussy started to ache, so I slowly slid it inside of me. I started slowly, just teasing my pussy with it. I had one hand twisting and pulling my nipple while I started to push the dildos inside of me, deeper and faster. I was ramming, slamming the toy inside of me until I could feel myself almost burst from wanting to cum so badly. So, needless to say, I could not be more excited about the new addition! I can not wait for all of you to watch me enjoy it!!

Good morning my sweet bunnies! So, I had a request for a juicy mew year scandal recap, and I could not begin to let you down... so, here we go! As luck would have it, I started to tail gate for the new year around 4 that afternoon. Which implied I could put a hard 8 in on the boozing... it was not a complete and utter fail. The night began with me, a girl friend, and a platonic guy friend(super surprising I have one of those, I know).. So, off we went to a friend's house party. It started out innocently enough, I was drunk and tried to steal the party thrower's dog, whom I named Suzan. Later to find out my dear "Suzan", was a boy dog named Otto. And so the night went. I was shit faced after the leaving the party, and rode back to another party. While in the car, with my platonic best friend, apparently, I turned to him, and said, Do you know my favorite thing about myself? No, he replied, what? "I have the tits of a 19 year old! As I pulled my left tit out in the car, just as a show and tell. The night progressed without a hitch.. there were two hot brothers at the next party that I gladly would have partook in a threesome with, but as the story began, I had been drinking since 4, so I passed out on the floor, in top Charlie fashion!

Good morning my sweet and perfect bunnies! So, I just saw a super great movie the other night, The Zero Theorem! What an absolute great movie! I am typically hesitant to recommend or chat you guys up about film and cinema, as I willingly realize that we all have different taste, an before I go and recommend any movie to you you guys, I do make sure that there is at least a hot sex scene and something blows up. Guess what? We are safe. So I m super curious to hear if you guys have seen the movie. It takes place in the future and it is about a dystopian society. What I really enjoyed was the movie's depiction of cyber sex. The Zero Theorem definitely makes you think, but it is still light hearted. And most importantly, as I said earlier, there is in fact sex, and shit does in fact blow up!
Now, the hot blond that stars in the film is sexy as hell. She cams, but in the future. How cool is that? I can not wait to get your feed back. Minor spoil alert ... to all who watched, was any one else a bit sad with the ending? If you know me, you know how highly I regard a happy ending, in all arenas of life.

Good evening my sweet bunnies! I first want to wish every one a happy new year! May this new year bring us all more hot and steamy and raunchy sex!! So, of course, I have to spill every little juicy and hot update with every one! So here goes...
Last night I went on a date with one of the chosen side dicks! It started off with some drinks, rightly so.. Now to the good part ;) He could barely keep his hands off of me, so when I finally gave the go ahead, he was so ready. He started by flipping me on to my back where he hurriedly went straight between my legs! He peeled my tiny panties away and began to suck on my pussy, toying with my wet lips with his tongue, before sliding his fingers deep inside me. It was not long before he ripped off his pants and pulled his thick, long cock out and shoved it in me. He was fucking me so hard, I was screaming out in absolute delight! He rolled on top me, that is when I could tell me was close. As I looked him in the eye, I told him I much I loved the feel of his big cock inside of me. I asked him if he wanted to cum on my pretty face. It was a few more pumps and then it was cum fest 2015!! His hot cum shot out all over my tots and my face! What a lovely way to bring in this new year! Getting my brains fucked out!

Boy oh boy! I know this will come as an absolute shocking surprise to all of you.. this morning when I opened my sweet little eyes, I was so unbelievably horny! I know, I know. I am starting to think that this is a normal occurrence, but seriously, this morning was different! I am thinking it may have had something to do with right before I went to sleep last night. I was watching a dominant mom and a submissive dad totally fuck the young, slutty baby sitter. It was not my first, or second, or even tenth time watching it. I just love everything about it. I can barely last at the same part each time. It is right after the wife makes the dirty babysitter suck the husband's cock. The wife turns the baby sitter around while the husband shoves his cock in her and the wife forces the baby sitter to eat her pussy. All the while telling her and reminding her what a dirty slut she is. I can barely hold my orgasm in at this point, I usually will just start to squirt every where at this point. So, needless to explain, I think that is what made me more hornier than normal. Slutty baby sitters get me worked up every single time. What about you?